so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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