i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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