i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
How external is "for external use only"?
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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