i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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