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and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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