Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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