Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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