quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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