Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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