I hope mine doesn't look like that
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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