he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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