what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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