that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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