It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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