apparently the secret to your success is patron
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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