i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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