this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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