why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Come see our sink grown plant.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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