I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Randomize
