i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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