Porn is love you can see.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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