Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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