Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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