Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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