He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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