idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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