I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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