Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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