I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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