I'm eating all of the evidence.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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