So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
My penis needs a shock collar
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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