this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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