I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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