Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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