Please, let me fuck your mom
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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