that's an acceptable place to lick
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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