She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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