Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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