she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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