4 words: hood of his car
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I forget how to act sober
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
