Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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