Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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