all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
It was like giving head to a cactus.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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