i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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