i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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