Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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