Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
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