i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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