is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
