Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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