don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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