Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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