I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I think your dad took our porno
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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