"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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