You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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