he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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