My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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