Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
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